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This Is Kanaya Maryams Livejournal
Or It Was But Then It Transformed Into A Dreamwidth When I Wasnt Looking
Im Still Not Entirely Clear On How That Happened

I Have Taken The Courtesy Of Not Speaking In My Blood Color Or The Standard Font To Display Cultural Sensitivity
Though If You Want To Converse In The Fashion To Which I Am Most Accustomed That Would Be Fine
If You Would Like Me Not To Represent My Enunciation Textually That Would Also Be Acceptable Though I Would Prefer Not To All Things Being Equal
It Causes Me Moderate Strain

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They Arent Screened Because That Would Be Somewhat Troublesome For Actually Conducting Conversations With Anonymous Browsers
But The Logging Of Addresses Following The Four-Point Specifications Of This Grubnet Is Off As Well
So I Hope You Are At Comfort

My Profile Contains The Means Of Connecting To Trollian With Me If Desired
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ITT: Gamzee tries to be a good friend to his <s>best</s> only sis

[honkalypse]

SiS!
sIS!
GoT mY ThInKs On ThAt I FoUnD tHiS MoThErFuCkInG bOoK fOr YoU!
gAnDerBuLbS wErE uP aNd SpOtTiNg In WhIcH a LoNeLy JaDeBlOoD Is fOrCeD tO rElOcAtE tO a ReMoTe HiVeStEm CiTy AnD mEeTs An EnIgMaTiC
aWwWwW mOthErFuCk ThAt'S lOnG.
BuT i'M tHiNkInG iT's TrOlLiGhT!

BEST/ONLY BRO...

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Is
Is There A Tealblooded Medicaleviscerator Who Serves As The Enigmatic Characters Protector And Auspistice
And A Perky Fuschiablood Who Forms A Side Matespritship With The Heroine
And
A Seemingly Irrelevant Fudgeblood

[please say yes please say yes please say y e s...]

[honkalypse]

YeAh, YoU aLl GoT iT RiGhT dOwN oN tHe SnIfFnUb!
mOtHeRfUcK, tHe TiTlE uP AnD hAs ItS wIcKeD sElF AlL oVeR tHe CoVeR.

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Yeah Thats Kind Of What Happens With Literary Books Gamzee

[...

One minute later:]

Please Tell Me You Knew That

[honkalypse]

UhHhHh, I nEvEr GoT mY LoOkStUbS cLoSe On OnE bEfOrE.
jUsT gOt My HeArDuCtS aT tHeM wHeN kArKaT tOlD tHeM aT mE.
GoT aLl To LoOkInG WaAaAy LoNgEr tHaN wHeN hE bRiNgS tHeM oUt Of HiS sHoUtBoX tHoUgH.

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[...
...
...
Gamzee.]

He Certainly Was The Master Of The Judiciously Employed Et Cetera
*Is

[honkalypse]

[... with his attention span she expects him to read books regularly? Or even make most movies through to the end, actually.]

AnD i GoT mY SpAcE oN sOmEtImEs iN tHe MiDdLe.

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[She just--she hoped he had read at least one actual book before okay let her have her hope]

Why Am I Not Surprised

3 guesses on the book. first two don't count

[honkalypse]

[He's probably ...tried.]

bUt I aLl GoT wItH fInDiNg A bOoK wHaT i'M dOwN wItH rEaDiNg ToO!
mOtHeRfUcKiNg ShOrT tItLe BuT tHeRe'S tHiS ClOwN fAcE AlL dOwN oN tHe CoVeR.

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[...] Is It A Human Childrens Book Ive Gathered Thats A Popular Format Earth Culture Is Weird Like That They Also Characterize Rainbows And Sunshine As Cuddly And Childish

[honkalypse]

WiGgLeR bOoKs ArE bEiNg AlL sHoRt, RiGhT?
tHiS oNe'S bEiNg A rIgHt ThIcK mOtHeRfUcKeR.

Aaaaaah pretend those linebreaks were normal ;; I don't know where they went

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Is That So

I Hope You Enjoy It

[honkalypse]

GoT mY hOpE oN yOu'Ll GeT gOoD kIcKs AlL OuT oF YoUrS tOo, SiS.

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Of Course
Where Is It Anyway

[honkalypse]

Be HaViNg It AlL uP wItH mE sO iT cAn'T bE gEtTiNg ItS sNeAk On AwAy FrOm Me.

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Gamzee Are We Entirely Clear That Earth Books Are In The Vast Majority Of Cases Not Actually Small Creatures That Can Grow Or Perhaps Simply Reveal Legs Or Wings
And Can Almost Never Actually Sneak Away

[She's beginning to get her climb on to a library adventure, bro...]

read: he just loses it in his sylladex or messy hive...

[honkalypse]

CoUrsE tHeY'rE nOt Up AnD bEiNg AlIvE, sIs.
bUt ThErE's AlL kInDs Of NoT aLiVe ShIt WhAt CaN gEt iTs SnEaK oN tO pLaCeS.

Gosh Makara you poor little--ajskjksdf babbu

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Uh
No Gamzee
That Is Definitely Not Something That Not Alive Shit Can Do

[OR IS IT...]

Re: Gosh Makara you poor little--ajskjksdf babbu

[honkalypse]

YoU bEiNg Up AnD fUlL oN sUrE?

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Yes
I Am Being Up And Full On Sure

[honkalypse]

ThEn HoW aRe ThEy Up AnD gEtTiNg ThEiR hIdE oN sO mUcH?

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[...]

I Dont Know
Maybe Owner Negligence
Maybe Magic
But Probably Negligence

[honkalypse]

WhOoOa!
bItChTiTs!
I dIdN't Up AnD kNoW i HaD mIrAcLe MaGiC.

[...did she really expect Gamzee to take the reasonable explanation? Really?]

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[She takes an extra second or seventy to bang her head against her desk.]

Maybe Skaia Has In Fact Gifted You In Such A Way
Though I Doubt It

[HAAHAHAH HAAAA AS.... IF...]

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[And Gamzee is just tickled, and temporarily distracted

...from everything else that's slowly pushing him over the edge.]

MaYbE a BrOtHeR cAn Up AnD bE gEtTiNg HiS pRaCtIcE oN.
bUt YoU sHoUlD gEt YoUr BoOk, SiS.