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This Is Kanaya Maryams Livejournal
Or It Was But Then It Transformed Into A Dreamwidth When I Wasnt Looking
Im Still Not Entirely Clear On How That Happened

I Have Taken The Courtesy Of Not Speaking In My Blood Color Or The Standard Font To Display Cultural Sensitivity
Though If You Want To Converse In The Fashion To Which I Am Most Accustomed That Would Be Fine
If You Would Like Me Not To Represent My Enunciation Textually That Would Also Be Acceptable Though I Would Prefer Not To All Things Being Equal
It Causes Me Moderate Strain

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But The Logging Of Addresses Following The Four-Point Specifications Of This Grubnet Is Off As Well
So I Hope You Are At Comfort

My Profile Contains The Means Of Connecting To Trollian With Me If Desired
Thats All

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read: he just loses it in his sylladex or messy hive...

[honkalypse]

CoUrsE tHeY'rE nOt Up AnD bEiNg AlIvE, sIs.
bUt ThErE's AlL kInDs Of NoT aLiVe ShIt WhAt CaN gEt iTs SnEaK oN tO pLaCeS.

Gosh Makara you poor little--ajskjksdf babbu

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Uh
No Gamzee
That Is Definitely Not Something That Not Alive Shit Can Do

[OR IS IT...]

Re: Gosh Makara you poor little--ajskjksdf babbu

[honkalypse]

YoU bEiNg Up AnD fUlL oN sUrE?

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Yes
I Am Being Up And Full On Sure

[honkalypse]

ThEn HoW aRe ThEy Up AnD gEtTiNg ThEiR hIdE oN sO mUcH?

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[...]

I Dont Know
Maybe Owner Negligence
Maybe Magic
But Probably Negligence

[honkalypse]

WhOoOa!
bItChTiTs!
I dIdN't Up AnD kNoW i HaD mIrAcLe MaGiC.

[...did she really expect Gamzee to take the reasonable explanation? Really?]

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[She takes an extra second or seventy to bang her head against her desk.]

Maybe Skaia Has In Fact Gifted You In Such A Way
Though I Doubt It

[HAAHAHAH HAAAA AS.... IF...]

[honkalypse]

[And Gamzee is just tickled, and temporarily distracted

...from everything else that's slowly pushing him over the edge.]

MaYbE a BrOtHeR cAn Up AnD bE gEtTiNg HiS pRaCtIcE oN.
bUt YoU sHoUlD gEt YoUr BoOk, SiS.

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[S...uuuuuure]

That I Should
Are You Still In The Library Or Back In Your Respiteblock

[honkalypse]

bAcK uP wItH mY pIlE tRyInG wHaT tO gEt My ReAd On Of ThIs BoOk.
BrInG yOuR pReTtY jAdE sElF oN dOwN tO kIcK iT wItH mE.

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[Setting out in her prettiest pink dress yet she protests to Gamzee on her way out the door:]

As If You Think Im At All Pretty

[honkalypse]

PrEtTy As A mOtHeRfUcKiNg PiCtUrE.

[But he'll be waiting with a horror novel and Trollight.

And a pile.]

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Dont Patronize Me
;)

[She's been texting him too much.

But in she goes.

And makes herself comfortable in the pile I guess. Kanaya, no.]

[honkalypse]

[He gives her a big dopey smile and hands over the book.

This feels nice, up and sharing a pile with somebody. All kinds of good weird wrong. so WRONG feels up in him.]

There you all get at!

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[She takes it with a thin but unmistakable reciprocal smile. you should read up on your history instead of poring through that godawwfull sunny rubbish] Thanks. [She wishes she knew a subcultural phrase for that. kan stop It'd make time with Gamzee even more fun. fickle dirtscrapin landhag Because it sure is. get wwith the program fussyfangs

She's not lonely right now, as she curls up and prepares to read, though not with her face buried in it, exposing her eyes to exchanging pleasant glances with him.

kan wwhat the fuck are you doin]

[honkalypse]

[Is this how it should be? Warm and not alone and all bursting up with horns are wrong her color is wrong. OF COURSE HER COLOR IS WRONG YOU FUCKING IGNORAMUS friendly feelings.

The book is even good, all righteous scary and shit, but he doesn't get much read because he keeps looking up and checking to see if she's changed still there and he smiles and spends a few moments just watching and kind of spacing out before he remembers to read again.]

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[Kanaya is pretty impressively wrapped up in Trollight! Landdwellers and seadwellers alike will both die. It almost seems like she temporarily considers herself a genuine resident of planet Tined Utensils. But that would be silly because she's no Troll Bella Swan, and where on or off Alternia could you find a highblood who holds up to Troll Edward Cullen's powerful, dangerous aristocracy and carefully crafted emotional theatrics? i figure if youre going to pacify any brinesucker wwho sneers at other trolls a funny wway you might as wwell make it official and be mine right Nowhere, that's where.

And so she reads on like her life depended on it. Life is so overrated, it's an illusion, and a prelude to the main event. Before long she's making nary the stop for even reciprocating Gamzee's attentions. you dont actually think purples got anything on vviolet do you this is as basic as shit gets kan Perhaps she should share a particularly charming quote with him at some point, or remark on how much he seems to have (not) read... after next chapter.]

[honkalypse]

[Well when she stops reciprocating so much he starts reading a bit more and actually starts getting more into it.

Of course he also wiggles and squirms to be more comfortable and might end up a little closer. Nothing wrong with that, right?]

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[That... is okay sure! It takes her thirty seconds to even notice.

...soon after which she kicks off her shoes? For comfort?

Your conciliatory solicitation just seems really indecent]

[honkalypse]

[He looks tickled at that and toes off his own shoes, and socks too for good measure. There's a little sigh as he stretches his toes and then he goes back to the book, kind of half-humming a little tune under his breath.]

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[Her own feet look bare but aren't: She wears sheer gray stockings about half her days and this is one of them.

.........................................and also Kanaya may be very, very stoically and awkwardly initiating a game of footsy.]

[honkalypse]

[Gamzee doesn't notice the first touch, and lets out a surprised laugh when it happens again.

His own attempt is much more relaxed, but a little clumsy, like he's never tried this before and isn't quite sure how it works.

Still, it's obvious he is enjoying the physical contact, enough to distract him from his own book.]

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[Kanaya approaches the whole affair about as seriously as a high-level game of Troll Dance Dance Revolution, though fortunately not as vigorously: It's as if she expects that a certain set of inputs will give her a certain score, and she looks slightly disappointed and uncomfortable when it doesn't. Within sixty seconds she begins to awkwardly taper off.]

[honkalypse]

[He notices her discomfort and stops trying to respond, giving her a lost look. Kind of like a puppy "what did I do?" look.

After a few moments he finally speaks up.]

Sis?