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tendtoenunciate: Kanaya's sprite from Corebound chatting bright-eyed. (Ordinary)
[personal profile] tendtoenunciate
This Is Kanaya Maryams Livejournal
Or It Was But Then It Transformed Into A Dreamwidth When I Wasnt Looking
Im Still Not Entirely Clear On How That Happened

I Have Taken The Courtesy Of Not Speaking In My Blood Color Or The Standard Font To Display Cultural Sensitivity
Though If You Want To Converse In The Fashion To Which I Am Most Accustomed That Would Be Fine
If You Would Like Me Not To Represent My Enunciation Textually That Would Also Be Acceptable Though I Would Prefer Not To All Things Being Equal
It Causes Me Moderate Strain

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They Arent Screened Because That Would Be Somewhat Troublesome For Actually Conducting Conversations With Anonymous Browsers
But The Logging Of Addresses Following The Four-Point Specifications Of This Grubnet Is Off As Well
So I Hope You Are At Comfort

My Profile Contains The Means Of Connecting To Trollian With Me If Desired
Thats All

Date: 2012-03-28 09:37 pm (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (the stars shall be our guide)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
> Gamzee: Respond.

What.

No.

We are not engaging in this tomfoolery. Absolutely not.

Now go on and be the other troll PROPERLY, if you will.

> Eridan: Respond.

Much better.

You elect to continue with the text, simply because it is convenient. It has nothing to do with the fact that you are unsure how to deal with a Kanaya you recently tried to auspistice for, never mind the prior insults about her blood colour and its position on the haemospectrum.

kan i distinctly recall that you wwerent makin that many requests an of the ones you wwere makin
i get the impression youre referrin to the most unreasonable one of all a them

Date: 2012-03-28 11:24 pm (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (but hell nevver stop)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
> Eridan: Disagree. Vehemently.

As if you could disagree in any other fashion.

i am failin to see howw THAT request is in any wway shape or form reasonable
callin that reasonable is about the same as sayin alternia only has one moon or that seadwwellers are an inferior mutation a the troll species an wwe both knoww that the both a those
are not true
wwhich means that request is not reasonable not one bit

Date: 2012-03-28 11:35 pm (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (swwing the ship around)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
> Eridan: Riposte.

an just wwhat part a me dressin up like
like
wwell
a female
is goin to accomplish anythin to better the circumstances
because im not seein the link here probably because gasp fuckin shock there isnt one

Date: 2012-03-28 11:56 pm (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (but hell nevver stop)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
> Eridan: Parry.

so wwhat youre sayin to me is that somehoww my abject humiliation is goin to if not make evverythin better at least havve the possibility a her maybe bein a little less sad
no guarantees on that evven
an wwhat if someone else other than her an you see
wwhat then

Date: 2012-03-29 12:19 am (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (metal death machines)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
> Eridan: Relax your guard.

see noww youre bein logical i mean look howw quick she wwas to throww us under the bus wwhen it suited her owwn needs

Date: 2012-03-29 12:30 am (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (take a swwig a faygo)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
> Eridan: En garde.

wwhat
you really think she doesnt care about us
but that wwould make wwhat that wweird fakey fake fairy thing an that wwoman wwas sayin be true then
an i thought all they wwere sayin wwas lies an mistruths because they cant evven figure out howw different races might most likely havve different cultures

Date: 2012-04-08 04:35 am (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (but hell nevver stop)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
> Eridan: Block.

kan
please explain to me wwhy the fuck youre drawwin this out the wway you are because im sure ivve already givven you my answwer
im glad wwe agree youre bein less than reasonable an yeah a course i CARE but the fact remains
no
im not fuckin doin it
that wwas my answwer at the start a this wweird idea a yours an youvve done nothin to change it

Date: 2012-04-08 05:59 am (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (take a swwig a faygo)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
> Eridan: Be speechless.

That's... well. Impressive, really, because you are very certain she had to make all of that by hand.

Even if she'd had a sewing machine, or even an alchemitizer, you would still be impressed, however. That level of detail is downright exquisite, and really it puts you to mind of what an adult's attire would be like. Between the elegant peaks of the jagged stripes recalling your symbol and the cascading tide of ruffles encircling the skirt, you are fairly certain that if you ever met an eight sweep old Aquarius, this would be present in her wardrobe.

======>

You should definitely say something, but you are still speechless.

Of course, now that your awe has had a chance to wane, you now want to know just why the FUCK she would take all the time to make this when she knew you had no interest in wearing it. After all, if she thinks she is going to guilt you into wearing this, she has another thing coming. You know no guilt.

Well.

At least not where this is concerned. And even then it could be argued that what you identify as guilt would be more properly labeled self-pity.

======>

You consider telling her that she can wear it herself.

You reject this idea because, uh, HELLO. That is your symbol. Seriously. Even you are not that crass.

======>

All of these thoughts later, and you are still speechless. You are not at all sure which one to voice, except that last thought which you will definitely keep to yourself given Kanaya's habit of misinterpreting everything you say. Never mind the inherent crudeness of the idea.

And you are most certainly not speechless because your mundane cannot come up with an otherwise appropriate reaction.

======>

Date: 2012-04-08 06:31 am (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (to do just wwhat wwe cravve)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
> Eridan: Be the opposite of speechless.

okay
sure
wwhere did you say you wwere again ill be right up

> Eridan: Realise.

This is not a business transaction. You will not be making any profit from this. Although you suppose it is tangentially related to being of goods and property, you are fairly certain this is an impossible command.

> Eridan: Not that realise. REALISE.

You are not entirely certain what the process of expanding or completing a piece of music by supplying the harmonies indicated in the figured bass has to do with this conversation.

> Eridan: Realise what you just said.

You will happily make what you said into reality just as soon as the person giving commands ceases with these pointless shenanigans and allows Kanaya to tell you where to go.

> ======>

...

Eh. Close enough.

> Eridan: Realise what you just said.

It dawns on you too late that you just implied conse> ======>

[Aaaand ACTION!]

Date: 2012-04-12 03:21 am (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (but hell nevver stop)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
He doesn't even bother to respond since he can see no way of getting out of going to see her in person about this. Maybe it isn't too late to say no? Maybe once they both realise what he knows already, which is that he will look fucking ridiculous in that outfit?

He is definitely not mildly curious to see what he could sort of look like if he'd hatched as a female. Nope.

Thankfully, there is no need for a warning about stairs, because he is automatically cautious when it comes to those things.

And after all this long, drawn out expository narration, he arrives at the arts and crafts block.

"Okay, Kan, let's see this dress thing you're expectin' me to wwear."

[Action] ahahahaha I am the slowest it is me

Date: 2012-04-17 11:37 pm (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (the stars shall be our guide)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
He just takes everything and looks at it all with some visible doubt. Especially the stockings, now that he's looking at them up close and personal. While they certainly do a fair job mimicking the pattern on his pants, he is just... not sure about this at all, really.

Well.

The sooner he proves he looks glubbing stupid in this shit, the sooner he can convince Kan to make him something else. Maybe something with a cape. Capes are awesome.

And yes, this means he is just going to strip right in the middle of the room. Modesty? Privacy? Yeah, whatever. Details.

Re: [Action]

Date: 2012-04-20 03:20 pm (UTC)
wwrathofangels: (Default)
From: [personal profile] wwrathofangels
"Wwhat do you mean by... Oh don't tell me the door wwas still open." He pauses, shirt tugged up around his chest so he can get it off easily. His abdominal gills are shut tight against the outside air, though the ones on his neck flare with annoyance. His cape and scarf are draped over the back of a nearby chair, and as soon as Kanaya responds? His shirt will be coming the rest of the way off so it can join those accessories.

Lol

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