[...she's not going to clarify that she was trolling him, at this point. Maybe later.]

...okay, can we just clarify whether this screaming belongs to a young woman with hairstreaks and a certain kind of accent because I think we've been here long enough to know.

[She quietly makes a note to herself to investigate this at some point tonight, as reluctant as she is to. Everything she hears makes her notion of this situation worse. Why does she have to fail her girlfriend so completely? God, she's too young for this... it's hard being a kid and growing up. It's hard and nobody is ever going to get tired of this phrase.]