"The bard, a course. No thieves here that I knoww a." Is he being sarcastic? Isn't he? The world may never know. "An' he's not any sort a significant yet but I'm thinkin' I can get him wwaxin' pitch for me. He shore seemed close to it wwhen he jumped me wwhile I wwas swwimmin' the other day."

He goes to pull on the dress, which is of course signaled by another rustling of fabric, but then... he pauses. "Hey, uh, I don't got to take my underwwear off or nothin' do I? An' don't turn around you need to knoww wwhat type it is you can ask."

Linda is a cruel, cruel bitch. Seriously. He is not a wiggler. Why did she see fit to give him cuttlefish print underwear.