[Very tiny pause before a massive rush:] I made Eridan a wand but then he tried to fight with Sollux blinding him and so Feferi attempted to kill him in retaliation and so he got her and then I turned around and saw this and so he destroyed the matriorb and so I tried to destroy him and then he tried to destroy me which he did for about an hour.

And then I woke up like this so I found and murdered him.